welcome to the monkey house

why is this so difficult??? ughhhhhhhh i need to have my memory erased

haha so i got this friend request on myspace and this is a direct quote from the guy's who i'd like to meet: "Who I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet a girl over 18 to give me massages. Summer or long term. Looks are not as important as a good attitude. We can do it at my place, your place or a hotel, which ever is more comfortable for you. No nudity or happy ending required, however a nude happy ending would be very nice. I'll pay $200 per hour. 4-5 hours a week. So it will be about $800-$1000/WK (CASH) I will email you my picture as well. "


WHAT THE F. CREEEEP

FUCK OFF
SERIOUSLY
ASSHOLES

This is a test post from , a fancy photo sharing thing.

FIVE THINGS THAT TICK ME OFF:
1) my eye and being allergic to everything on the planet or something
2) my mental processes
3) the rain
4) not having a job
5) the male race

FOUR MAGS I READ:
1) cosmo
2) tabloids
3)
4)

FOUR CARS I HAVE OWNED:
1) pimpspire
2) intrepid
3) jetta
4)

FOUR JOBS I HAVE HELD:
1) waiting tables, or should i say not waiting any tables at all
2) administrative assistant or should i say doing nothing
3) making gross coffee
4) giving people shit at the movies

FIVE MOVIES I WOULD WATCH OVER AND OVER:
1) orange county
2) lost in translation
3) every mary kate and ashley movie
4) i don't like this survey at all
5)

FIVE PLACES I HAVE LIVED:
1) suffield
2) anchorage
3) miami
4) stonehaven
5) strathaven

FIVE TV SHOWS I STAY HOME TO WATCH:
1) the real world
2) one tree hill
3)
4)
5)

FOUR PLACES I HAVE VACATIONED:
1) georgia
2) spain
3) greece
4) wales

FOUR WEBSITES I VISIT DAILY:
1) myspace
2) last.fm
3) google
4)

FOUR FOODS THAT I LOVE:
1) chocolate
2) indian food
3) chinese food
4) i dont know

FOUR PLACES I WOULD RATHER BE:
1) shopping
2) seeing some sweet band play
3) on vacation
4) at a sweet party

FOUR ONLINE PEOPLE I'D LIKE TO MEET:
1) daddy4u
2)
3)
4)

FIVE THINGS THAT MAKE ME HAPPY:
1) mom
2) sleep
3) albums that get leaked before release
4) when its nice out
5) elephants

HI THIS IS JENNA IM CALLING TO QUIT
REALLY????
YEAH
OH ALRIGHT
OK BYE!!!!!!



HAHAHHA I LOVE YOU HEATHER

HAVENT YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF CLOSING THE GOD DAMN DOOR

i officially am unemployed again HOOOOOO HA

loves it

party time
excellent

so i'm thinking of quitting my job. hahahahahhaha

shows i wanna go to for personal reference. i'm never going to get all these days off work.

LIGEIA - MAY 16 (take 17th off too) Nikki & Sams, NYC
SOUL POSITION (FEATURING RJD2 AND BLUEPRINT) - MAY 24 2006 Pearl St. Noho, MA
HE IS LEGEND - June 20 2006 THE PALLADIUM Worcester, MA
THE STREETS - Jun 21 2006 8:00P Avalon Ballroom Boston, MA
CAGE and MR. LIF - Jun 29 2006 8:00P Pearl St. Northampton, MA
Circa Survive - JUL 1 6PM Doors Webster Theatre Hartford, CT
BRAND NEW - JUL 26 Webster Theatre Hartford, CT
ANI DIFRANCO - JULY 11 Pines Theatre NOHO, MA

so im cleaning my room, because it is a DISASTER. and im going through this drawer and i find a bunch of stickers from like three years ago and to my luck i find the best one ever. see for yourself...

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